Sunday, April 22, 2012

very True laws

Very true laws:




1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.8-




2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.=-c



3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.:s



4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.:/



5) Law of the Alibi: if you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. X_X



6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in

water, the telephone rings.:




7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to

be seen with.:$



8) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. :O



9) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. >:/



10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. *...*



11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will

last until the coffee is cold. ~o)



12) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you will get a better one.

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